white-teeth-teen;
tell me ur location i wanna fight

dennys:

America.

See you soon ;)

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

my-winter-soldier:

the-final-companion:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

the-mushroom-hobbit:

cumberbauched:

sezzi-roo:

mcrspookedmywife:

twerkyburgers:

would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?

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Tumblr: The place where all the important, thought provoking questions are asked.

is the sex tape in HD?

Can I be the priest?

there are two kinds of people

is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?

Three kinds

twominationna:

Hi everyone, we are truely sorry about bothering everyone with ‘taeunworld INS re-posting and re-editing TWOMINation photos’ event at this times.
We don’t want to post anything on TWOMINation twitter regarding this issue during the tragetic times of South Korean ferry event, we will only be posting on tumblr and weibo.
After reading the last message from the head admin of ‘taeunworld’, we can’t hold our voice anymore. We feel truly angry and upset about the fact that the head admin of ‘taeunworld’ called our staff member a ‘B*tich’ when our staff was just trying to explain the rules to them, and the fact that the head admin said SHINee fansite rules and our fandom is stupid in her personal INS and twitter.
(1) Anything besides TWOMINation twitter, tumblr, and weibo CANNOT represent TWOMINation fansite, please do not crop other people’s words and images and use it against TWOMINation.
(2) The original photos belong to TWOMINation, anything WGM and taeun related fan accounts have NO RIGHTS to cut our logo and replace with their watermark. We really don’t care who is the head admin at the currently time, we are only aiming at the INS named ‘taeunworld’.
(3) Our staff and our fansite were never impatient, and we were waiting for the head admin to take actions on deleting the images. Our staff member only was mad when she saw the head admin set ‘taeunworld’ INS as private and referred SHINee fansite rules as ‘stupid’.
(4) TWOMINation always want to solve the issue, instead of making it worse, but the last words from the head admin was unacceptable. We need an official apologize from the head admin of ‘taeunworld’ for stealing our photos and calling our staff member names.
(5) Please stop using the [this account was hand down account, I just took over the account, I am not going to apologize for something I didn’t do] reason to act as the victim. If you are the head admin at the currently time, you are responsible for anything happens with ‘taeunworld’ account. TWOMINation want an official apologize from ‘taeunworld’ INS fan account.
Thank you for all that supported and supports TWOMINation along the years, we are going to work hard and provide more 2min moments to everyone in the future.
-TWOMINation

twominationna:

Hi everyone, we are truely sorry about bothering everyone with ‘taeunworld INS re-posting and re-editing TWOMINation photos’ event at this times.

We don’t want to post anything on TWOMINation twitter regarding this issue during the tragetic times of South Korean ferry event, we will only be posting on tumblr and weibo.

After reading the last message from the head admin of ‘taeunworld’, we can’t hold our voice anymore. We feel truly angry and upset about the fact that the head admin of ‘taeunworld’ called our staff member a ‘B*tich’ when our staff was just trying to explain the rules to them, and the fact that the head admin said SHINee fansite rules and our fandom is stupid in her personal INS and twitter.

(1) Anything besides TWOMINation twitter, tumblr, and weibo CANNOT represent TWOMINation fansite, please do not crop other people’s words and images and use it against TWOMINation.

(2) The original photos belong to TWOMINation, anything WGM and taeun related fan accounts have NO RIGHTS to cut our logo and replace with their watermark. We really don’t care who is the head admin at the currently time, we are only aiming at the INS named ‘taeunworld’.

(3) Our staff and our fansite were never impatient, and we were waiting for the head admin to take actions on deleting the images. Our staff member only was mad when she saw the head admin set ‘taeunworld’ INS as private and referred SHINee fansite rules as ‘stupid’.

(4) TWOMINation always want to solve the issue, instead of making it worse, but the last words from the head admin was unacceptable. We need an official apologize from the head admin of ‘taeunworld’ for stealing our photos and calling our staff member names.

(5) Please stop using the [this account was hand down account, I just took over the account, I am not going to apologize for something I didn’t do] reason to act as the victim. If you are the head admin at the currently time, you are responsible for anything happens with ‘taeunworld’ account. TWOMINation want an official apologize from ‘taeunworld’ INS fan account.

Thank you for all that supported and supports TWOMINation along the years, we are going to work hard and provide more 2min moments to everyone in the future.

-TWOMINation

Billie Piper on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (x)

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.